*        The OJ Trial as Told by Dr. Suess
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*     I did not kill my lovely wife.
*     I did not slash her with a knife.
*     I did not bonk her on the head.
*     I did not know that she was dead.      
*     I stayed at home that fateful night. 
*     I took a cab, then took a flight.
*     The bag I had was just for me.
*     My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
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*     When I came home I had a gash.
*     My hand was cut from broken glass.
*     I cut my hand on broken glass.
*     A broken glass did cause the gash.
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*     I have nothing, nothing to hide.
*     My friend, he took me for a ride.
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*     Did you take this person's life?
*     Did you do it with a knife?
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*     I did not do it with a knife.
*     I did not, could not kill my wife.
*     I did not do this awful crime.
*     I could not, would not, anytime.
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*     Did you hit her from above?
*     Did you drop this bloody glove?
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*     I did not hit her from above.
*     I cannot even wear that glove.
*     I did not do it with a knife.
*     I did not, could not kill my wife.
*     I did not do this awful crime.
*     I could not, would not, anytime.
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*     And now I'm free, I can return
*     To my house for which I yearn.
*     And to my family whom I love.
*     Hey now I'm free - Give back my glove!!
              

