gets shot at when they walk down the road because they smell so bad
sits in the corner of the classroom with a pointy dunce hat on
takes his dog for a walk through the zoo and ends up with only a lead left
thinks that the moon is made out of cheese
thinks that babies are delivered by elephants
chews grass so much their teeth have gone green
likes to take a cuddly teddy bear to bed and suck on their thumb
has such bad piles that they have to sit on 10 feather pillows
barks at cats and then laughs insanely until the cats attack them
looks at the mirror so much the mirror spits at them to go away
has such large feet they need trolleys to move about in
gargles with acid to remove plaque
stays in bed all day because they are too fat to get out
gets drunk on one pint of shandy
starts fights but doesnt know how to punch or kick
sways so much when they walk down the road the road sways with them
feeds cats to their dog
throws darts at their mother when they are hungry
gets kicked by little kids when they walk down the road
uses alcohol instead of water to have a bath in
laughs so loudly that people start throwing stones at them
snorts when they laugh
thinks leather is made from oil and sheep
drives their car on the wrong side of the road just to "be different"
plays Russian Roulette with themselves when bored
cnat spel too sayve there lifes
thinks the tooth fairy exists and is coming after them!
gets hunted for their meat
has to clean the house everyday while on a chain
has to lick clean peoples feet
talks to themselves and shouts "Bite Me!" at people
begs on the street for beats
paints their face in camouflage and goes hunting food in the freezer
has an aim to kill all of their brain cells with alcohol
is bullied into sticking poles up their ass
eats grass and sand for fun then is sick all over the floor and wonders why
thinks a pc is something you do when going to the toilet
only has friends on the internet