that if you eat 250 chocolate cakes a day, you are consuming as much fat as there is in the average American's little finger
there are more ants in 1 ant colony than there are people in the world !
that if you were to power your house off your farts, it would be twice as cheap as any other fuel, but stink six times worse
it has been proven that running a mile a day for 2 years can wear away a quarter of your hip joint !!
that traffic rage is so bad these days, that is safer to travel through the middle of a warzone with a "Shoot Me" sign around your neck than to travel by car
that the World Record for the number of hotdogs eaten in 5 minutes is 647 !!!
that the average bum in america has enough cellulite to feed 100 people for 2 weeks !
there are more legs on an Australian Giant Centipede than there are people living in Paris !
that if you take a mud bath every week, not only does it improve your skin quality, it makes you stink.
if you could swallow an orange whole, it would take 2 weeks to digest !!
it is possible to pull out someones lungs through their throat ?
you spend more time going to the toilet than in eating food in your life!
that every time you swear, your life is shortened by 10 minutes ?!
once coke is injected into the blood stream, it takes 3.2 seconds to hit you ?
that if you feed a dog a handgrenade, the resulting explosion will be heard 2 miles away
the largest cookie ever baked was larger than an elephant !
if that the size of a man's penis is inversly proportional to the length of sentences they speak ?
that gutting out a pig and wearing its skin is a sign of a man's verility in Mambia ?
that hamsters can be stretched to twice their original length if hung from a washing line for 3 months ?
pigs bite so hard they can take of a man's hand in one bite ?
that if it were possible to travel to the moon and back in one hour, your nose would grow 2 centimeters ?
that by the time the avrage person is 50, they have drunk 615,000 pints !!!
that in 5 years computers will be able to brew beer for you !
that eating dogs is a delicacy in China ?
that drinking excess alcohols is good for your liver ?!
that termites are cleverer than most humans ?
the quickest way to get to sleep is with 120 paracetamol !
if you stare at the computer screen continually without a break for 1 week your eyes will collapse ?
the best way to get a bird into bed with you is to act like a worm !
there are more people humping dogs than people having sex every minute ?
it has been proven that dieting on fat is the one of the best ways to get skinny
if you pull on a cows tail it will shit ?
if you type for five minutes with your eyes closed you will subconciously spell out your name at least 5 times !!
that in Ancient Greece people used to race hedgehogs ?
it has been proven that eating vegetables is bad for your health !!
that it is easier to run over hot coals while carrying a fat woman and singing than it is to get a job in Samoa ?
that you are more likely to get hit by a bus while crossing the road in africa on a camel and whistling "Jingle Bells" than to win the lottery jackpot twice in two weeks
you are more likely to get hit by a piece of comet from outer space than to get in bed with 5 women at the same time ?
if you eat ants, they are still alive when you shit them out !
that you are more likely to have your balls chopped off by an african gorilla than to become prime minister ?
that you can poke a metal spike through one ear and out the other without damaging yourself ?
having sex 10 times a day for 1 year can increase you life expectancy by 30 years ?!
that the average baby vomits down its mothers back 3 times a day for the first 6 months
the amount of pain the average woman goes through during child birth is approximately the same as having your balls clasped by a nut cracker and twisted round for 1 hour ?
that if you swivel round 150 times very fast on a swivel chair, your eyeballs elongate by 5mm !
it is possible to break every bone in your body by running into a break wall at 20mph ?
that if you walk down the middle of a busy road, you are less likely to get hit by a car than the people on the pavement !
that it is possible to twist off a humans arm ?
there is more chance of you seeing a floating elephant playing a drum kit and eating smarties than you getting hit by a car,bus and train on the same day ?!
playing computer games more tahn 10 hours a day can result in vegetation after 12 years ?
that it is possible to bend round and insert your head up your own ass !
that in England the average person is drunk 5 hours a day ?
that in america they spend more money on making facilities for fat people than education ?!
if you drink 5 pints of water straight you will double your body weight ?
that if pigs could fly they would have to have wings 15 metres long to support their fat bodies !
if you only eat fish every day for 5 years, you will start to develop gills ?!
that if you inject yourself with green dye twice a day you will like an apple in 5 days !
that 1 in 1,000 people have mad cow disease ?
that if you bathe in jellyfish for three days, your skin will turn pink !
that $me likes to wear mens and womens underwear at the same time ?!
if you use viagra more than twice a day your penis can blow up ?!
the average woman doesn't start orgasming until they are 25 ?
that Eskimos don't start pubity until they are 22 years old !!
more men want to have sex with the Queen of England than Britney Spears !!
that there are more toilets than people in the world !!
the best cure for insomnia is sex ?
that God-irc is the greatest irc client ever created !
in Ancient Egypt sex was only allowed once a year ?
if you could drink 400 pints of beer straight, you would be drunk for 3months !
that a tiger can eat a human in 12 seconds ?
the best cure for a hangover is sex !
maggots live inside every human ?!?!
that every a man masterbates, his penis shrinks by 1 centimeter !
it would take 1,250 years far a human to walk around the world ?
it would take 7.5 billion human bodies to fill the Grand Canyon !
the total IQ of the American Government is less than that of an English Prison !!
if you travel in a rainforest for one day, you will be bitten by at least 1,000 mosquitos !!
if you were to stretch out your intestines they would reach accross the English channel !!
that a pig snorts at least 600 times a day !
it takes a human 3 minutes to die after sliting their wrists ?
it is easier to shag a goat while playing the piano than get a hole in 1 on a 5 par golf hole !
the best way to slit you wrists is from the wrist to the elbow joint, not accross the wrist !!
that if you jump off a 30ft building you will break 135 of your bones !
the average English beer gut can hold 43 pints !!
that it is easier to type on a keyboard with your nose than to play the guitar with your feet ?!
that 1 in 10,000 people have 6 fingers on 1 hand !!
German women sound like men !
that if you wear glasses for 3 weeks without taking them off, your pupils will shrink to the size of a pinhead !
if you were to wear 16 pairs of socks that your feet would reach a temperature of 45 degrees centigrade !!
that $me is stupid !
that a Politician is the most hated person in the UK ?
the French Government spend more time eating snails than working !!
it is easier to fart 300 times in an hour will juggling 6 balls than it is to win the lottery in New Zealand
that $active is a shit channel !
the average Dutch person can only last 10 minutes without smoking cannabis ?
the average Dutch person sells themselves for sex once a week ?