slaps $$1 about with a large Fluffy Donkey.
slaps $$1 about with a damp womble.
slaps $$1 about with a FUCKING LARGE TROUT
punches $$1 in da ribs
prods $$1 $+ 's beaver about with a spoon
grabs $$1 $+ 's hair and rips it out by the roots.
slaps $$1 across the head with a bus
kicks $$1 where the sun don't shine
kicks $$1 in the nuts
slaps $$1 across the head with {W}Phoenix's 8Yellow bulldozer
shoves a large pencil up $$1 $+ 's nose.
kicks $$1 in the teeth.
slaps $$1 around a bit with a large lightbulb.
grabs $$1 $+ 's large buttocks and rips them off with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) bare hands.
chucks acid into $$1 $+ 's face and whoops with glee as $$1 $+ 's face melts off :D
slaps $$1 across the face with a large bald rabbit.
slaps $$1 up a bit.
grabs $$1 by his feet and chucks him out of the window
slaps $$1 about a lot with a large snotty hankie
slaps $$1 about with a golf club
slaps $$1 about with a dead mole
slaps $$1 in the face with a damp crustacean
slaps $$1 about with $$1 with $$1 with $$1 with $$1 witttttttthhhhhhh........
slaps $$1 in the face
shooves a large goat up $$1 $+ 's ass
snores
throws himself at $$1
grabs $$1 and sits on him then slowly lets out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) noxious gases
relieves himself over $$1
blasts $$1 apart with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) womble launcher
smacks $$1 in her face
slaps $$1 across the head with a hairy toothbrush
slaps $$1 about with a squashed frog
whacks $$1 in the face with a hedgehog
grabs $$1 $+ 's legs and breaks them
slaps $$1 about with a squashed frog
chucks a cream cake at $$1
rides a rhino into $$1
grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice baseball with $$1 $+ 's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1 $+ 's pea-sized brain is all over the field! RETARDO!
shoves $$1 off the nearest cliff
smashes a wine bottle over $$1 $+ 's head
slaps $$1 with a lil sweet kitten --- ahhh 8D
grabs $iif(%gender == m,his,her) chainsaw off $iif(%gender == m,his,her) shelf, steps up to $$1 and slowly, so slowly, cuts off his thick neck, letting the blood spew from his arteries, covering $me in the warm liquid
picks up $iif(%gender == m,his,her) watermellon and smashes it over $$1 $+ 's head
plays tiddlewinks with $$1 $+ 's teeth
rips out $$1 $+ 's eyeballs and eats them --- mmmmmmm
grabs $iif(%gender == m,his,her) ice hockey stick and deftly slices off $$1 $+ 's legs
pushes $$1 into a large food blender
shoves a hamster into $$1 $+ 's mouth and slams his jaws together !
rides a monster truck over $$1
wedgies $$1 !!!!! OUCH !!!
locks $$1 in a freezer and swallows the key :)
thoughs a fake left punch at $$1 , while at the same time, pulling out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) samari sword and, swinging it through the air, slices off $$1 $+ 's ears
drops an elephant onto $$1
chucks $$1 into a pit full of crocodiles
whistles
rips open $$1 $+ 's gut and pulls out his intestines
is ignoring $$1
farts in $$1 $+ 's face
pulls down $$1 $+ 's pants and laughs insanely
pours man eating antz over $$1
picks $$1 up and chucks him in a bath of boiling hot oil
gives $$1 a lobotomy
slices $$1 $+ 's scalp off and starts chewing on his brain
slaps $$1 about a bit with a small tadpole
slaps $$1 around with a large whale
throws $$1 into a volcano
blasts $$1 apart with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) 4Enhanced Shock Rifle
blows $$1 apart with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) "phat" cow launcher
is slapped by a fat 15cow
chucks cowpats at $$1
drinks some 15Milk
showers $$1 with sparkling jellyfish
blows $$1 away with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) bad breath
takes one look at $$1 and is sick all over the floor
slaps $$1 about a bit with a mouldy sandwich
slaps $$1 about with a 10cookie monster
hands $$1 a 10poisonous cookie
throws a box of feathers at $$1
slaps $$1 about with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) knuckle dusters
whacks $$1 in the face with an anaconda
shoves $$1 up a tree
gives $$1 a box of chocolates
cuts $$1 into little pieces, puts his bits in envelopes and posts them to antartica
grabs $$1 and shooves him in a wheely bin
places $$1 in a small room with 8Robbie Williams13, locks the door and runs off sniggering
grabs $$1 $+ 's head and rips it off. Then with all $iif(%gender == m,his,her) will power, summons the belch monster within, and spews $iif(%gender == m,his,her) dinner down $$1 $+ 's neck
slaps $$1 with a reeally FAT CAT - meeeoooowwwww !!!
purrs at $$1 ;)
chucks a concrete cricket ball at $$1 $+ 's head
hurls a hurlbat at $$1
Laughs Out FUCKING Loud at $$1
laughs at the way $$1 snorts when he laughs
slaps $$1 silly with a snotty tissue
pats $iif(%gender == m,his,her) 4GOD89-irc 13 lovingly
is slapped by God-irc for being a n00b !
blows $$1 apart with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) marble launcher
kicks $$1 in the balls --- ooo thats GOTTA HURT !!!
prods $$1
gives $$1 a lump of C4
fires 50 pence pieces at $$1
fires $$1 at the Sun
gives $$1 a lift to pyscholand
locks $$1 in a mental institute
runs away from $$1 $+ 's hairy arse
hits $$1 on the head with a large toilet
slaps $$1 silly with a urinal
slaps $$1 about a bit with some baguettes
uses $$1 s a wicket
sues $$1 for being so ugly
cuts $$1 into pieces and feeds him to $iif(%gender == m,his,her) mother
waxes $$1 $+ 's legs
waxes $$1 $+ 's groin
chucks several obese Americans on $$1
SCREAMS LOUDLY AT $$1
humps $$1
gives $$1 the ohdearimgoingtodieanysecond virus
slaps $$1 about a lot with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) little pink handbag
Laughs Out Loud at $$1 $+ 's orange and pink hair
slaps $$1 about a bit with a lump of mercury
grinds down $$1 $+ 's fingers down to stubs with a meat grinder
covers $$1 in sheep skin and sets $iif(%gender == m,his,her) wolf after him
pushes $$1 infront of a thousand stampeding buffalo
steals $$1 $+ 's pint of beer
lobs a hand grenade at $$1 and ducks
cuts $$1 up and feeds him to a penguin
slaps $$1 about with a cuddly teddy bear - ahhh :D
puts some screws through $$1 $+ 's eyeballs
sniggers at $$1
is slapped silly by $$1
chuckles at $$1 $+ 's fat ass
gives $$1 a hate bite
pulls out $$1 $+ 's teeth with a knife and fork
eats $$1 $+ 's ears for dinner
plays football with $$1 $+ 's large head
breaks both of $$1 $+ 's kneecaps, then puts a box of chocolates out of his reach :)
throws $$1 into Hell - "Naughty Girl !"
gives $$1 a 4@3-->---
breaks $$1 in half
rips out $$1 $+ 's heart
glares evilly at $$1
punches $$1 so hard it punctures his chest and goes through the other side !!
pokes $$1 up the nose with a pair of chopsticks !!
n00bifies $$1
slaps $$1 about with a fat Leprechaun
drowns $$1 in a cup of water!
slaps $$1 about with a giant boob!
telefrags $$1
throws a bookcase at $$1
slaps $$1 in the face with a large tree
brands "n00b" on $$1 $+ 's forehead
kicks $$1 in the face
flicks ear wax at $$1
sticks $$1 $+ 's fingers in a plug socket
tips puts $$1 $+ 's feet in cement and throws him into the sea
laughs at $$1 $+ 's high heels
flicks cds at $$1 accidently slices off $$1 $+ 's fingers
bites off $$1 $+ 's ear
slices $$1 $+ 's throat with a woodpecker
chucks aftershave in $$1 $+ 's eyes
shaves off $$1 $+ 's eyebrows while $$1 is asleep
whups $$1 $+ 's ass at UT
blows up $$1 $+ 's pet dog
sets a rabid dog upon $$1
sends $$1 $+ 's photo to the police as a "Wanted" person
chucks $$1 in a bath of scorpions
laughs like a cheap whore... and starts to ponder $iif(%gender == m,his,her) sexuality !!
smiles at $$1 .. thinking - bet your glad i'm not feeling trigger happy today $$1 :)
slaps $$1 around a bit with a small trout
feeds $$1 to the sharks
throws $$1 off a bridge
grabs $$1 $+ , ties him down, and waxes his ARSE !!! OUCH !!!
plucks $$1 $+ nose hairs
puts a plastic bag over $$1 $+ 's head and smiles wickedly as $$1 gasps for air
slaps $$1 about with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) monitor
tapes $$1 to a skateboard and pushes him down a hill towards an oncoming bus
flushes $$1 down a toilet
grabs $$1 $+ 's hands and slaps them down on a red hot cooker
pushes $$1 into a microwave and hits the cook button !
blows $$1 apart with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) super duper, absolutely goddamn massive, extraordinarly powerful peeshooter !
stuffs $iif(%gender == m,his,her) face full of chocolate
chucks 1,9S0,3K0,4I1,8T0,10T0,4L0,3E1,9S 13at $$1
shoves a hairdrier up $$1 $+ 's nose and turns it up to "nose melter" setting
chases after $$1 with a weed whacker....hey you need a haircut!
kicks $$1 off his feet onto his knees; KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER !!
gets out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) brand new bat and knocks $$1 around a lot
pulls out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) bubble gum, chews on it a bit, ponders over the meaning of $$1 $+ , then walks away.........
slaps $$1 with a lil fishy wishy
steals $$1 $+ 's cookies. muhahahahaha!
does the funny walk
is flushed down the toilet by $$1
puts on $iif(%gender == m,his,her) combat boots and kicks $$1 in the nuts!
falls off $iif(%gender == m,his,her) chair from laughter and spills coffee all over the fookin keyboard !!
picks up a brick, throws it up in the air a few times then advances towards $$1 $+ , forcing $$1 backwords. $me gets closer and, pulling back $iif(%gender == m,his,her) arm charges towards $$1 $+ , and then falls about laughing as $$1 steps backwards off the cliff !!! ROFLOL !!!!
slaps $$1 about with a large lampost
picks up a dog, aims it at $$1 and squeezes, making the dog piss all over $$1 !!!!
grabs a handful of cockroaches and shoves them down $$1 $+ 's pants
pushes $$1 into a bath full of maggots
slaps $$1 about with an old smelly sock
slaps $$1 about with a toupee
chucks $$1 into a large cement mixer with a camel
slaps $$1 about with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) pet camel
slaps $$1 about a bit with an orchestra
ties $$1 to a speaker at a Tool concert and laughs histerically as his head blows up
opens $$1 $+ 's gob and chucks a hand grenade down his throat and ducks
slaps $$1 about with windows XP
does a lil dance !
slaps $$1 about with windows 98
does a backflip and chops off $$1 $+ 's head with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) feet !
slaps $$1 about with windows 95
strokes Win ME :)
slaps $$1 about with windows 3.1
slaps $$1 about with linux
slaps $$1 about with a shitty apple computer
breaks $$1 $+ 's elbow
slaps $$1 about with a fat gay telletubbie
slaps $$1 about with Bob the FUCKING Builder
downloaded 4GOD89-irc 13at www.GOD-irc.tk !!!!
pokes $$1 in the belly button
slaps $$1 about a lot with a fat mongoose
strips $$1 naked and then throws pins at him
slaps $$1 about some with a skinny mongoose
pulls out $$1 $+ 's armpit hair !!
blasts $$1 apart with a fat spud gun !!!
throws $$1 into a pit of fat belly dancers
throws pictures of 8Cliff Richard 13at $$1
breaks $$1 $+ 's nose with a green spondge lampost
is humped by $$1
kicks $iif(%gender == m,his,her) fat rabbit at $$1
rips out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) hair in $iif(%gender == m,his,her) frustration at $$1 !!
gives $$1 the kiss of the Mafia
puts $$1 in an oven
pulls out $$1 $+ 's lungs through his throat !
wonders why $$1 has such a fat arse
slaps $$1 about with a trout, yes thats right, a fucking TROUT !! u got a fucking problem with my trout ? hey ? WELL !! HAVE U !!! TOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feeds $$1 to a hungry pack of dolphins
slaps $$1 with a great BIG rubber duck!
suffocates $$1 with a large condom
blasts $$1 apart with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) mobile phone radiation emitter
throws $$1 infront of an oncoming train
gives $$1 skydiving lessons without a parachute
locks $$1 in a suntaning bed
cuts open $$1 $+ 's chest then pours salt all over it
feeds $$1 to the ants
drowns $$1 in $iif(%gender == m,his,her) own vomit
slaps $$1 silly with an abominable snowman
slaps $$1 about a bit with a fat elephant
chucks pins at $$1
gives $$1 acupuncture with some large tent pegs
gives $$1 a whole lot of new orafices by practising $iif(%gender == m,his,her) knife throwing skills with $$1
drops a tonne of bricks on $$1 $+ 's head
puts $$1 into a Spanish bull ring
pulls out $$1 $+ 's tongue ring violently
engraves $iif(%gender == m,his,her) name on $$1 $+ 's eyeballs
slaps $$1 about a bit with an old granny
slaps $$1 about a lot with 2 small eskimos
slaps $$1 silly with the Titanic
gets down on one knee andasks: "Will you marry me $$1 ?"
gets super slapped by $$1 !
hands $$1 some spikey dildo's
assaults $$1 with a pepper
assaults $$1 with a dildo
assaults $$1 with a cabbage
assaults $$1 with a whistle
puts $$1 in a jar full of bees
does a Neo and jumps
wonders whether $$1 is part of the 'Matrix'
gives $$1 a broken nose
hands $$1 $iif(%gender == m,his,her) granny
rubs shit into $$1 $+ 's face
takes $$1 $+ 's hand and places it on hot coals
steals $$1 $+ 's virginity
throws $$1 $+ 's into a pack of mawling lawyers
turns $$1 into a pepperpot
turns $$1 into a frog and squishes him with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) foot
traps $$1 in a lions cage and grins as $$1 is torn apart
finds $$1 absolutely disgusting
is horrified by $$1 $+ 's ugly face !
dies at the sight of $$1 $+ 's body !
cuts $$1 up and posts him to $iif(%gender == m,his,her) mother
poses naked in front of $$1
yelps with pain as $$1 tries to take him up the ass !
jumps on $$1 and eats his nose
grabs $$1 and shoves him up an elephant's ass
whacks $$1 round the head with a tiger
hits $$1 over the head with a Jumbo Jet
steals a Milk Float and runs $$1 over
shoots $$1 $+ 's pet goldfish to pieces
humps $$1 $+ 's pet dog
throws $$1 $+ 's pet cat off a cliff
gives $$1 a lethal injection and watches him die in agony
puts on $iif(%gender == m,his,her) gas mask as $$1 walks in the door
assaults $$1 with an anteater
coughs violently all over $$1
drowns $$1 in petrol then sets him alight !
picks $$1 up and sticks him in a bath of faeces
sets the mafia upon $$1
thinks $$1 looks like a fat pig
slaps $$1 about with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) hamster
slaps $$1 with an old granny
slaps $$1 with a fat moo moo
slaps $$1 and laughs insanely
slaps $$1 about a bit with a tiny trout
kicks $$1 in the groin with steel toecaps
slaps $$1 about the head with a train
slaps $$1 in the face with a fat carp
slaps $$1 about a bit with a giant donut
slaps $$1 with a mouldy potato
slaps $$1 about with her sister
sumo wrestles $$1 !!
rips out $$1 $+ 's eyes
throws vinegar into $$1 $+ 's eyes
eats $$1
wonders why ]TJR[Neil is so smart :O
run into a wall
throws $iif(%gender == m,his,her) badger into a wall
throws $$1 into a wall
takes out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) AK47 to equip $iif(%gender == m,his,her) badger with
takes out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) AK47 and lets a clip rip into $$1
picks up $iif(%gender == m,his,her) cinema screen and smashes it over $$1 $+ 's head
wonders why people bother slapping people
wonders who to kill and chooses $$1
kills $$1
plots a suicide bombing in $chan
wonders why $$1 is in $chan cos he sucks ass
holds a chainsaw to $$1 $+ 's lower regions and turns it on
kicks $$1 between the legs
picks up $nick($chan,$rand(1,$nick($chan,0))) and whacks him on $$1 $+ 's head
throws a cricket ball at $$1 $+ 's head
makes $$1 eat some vegetables
ties up $$1 and spills some boiling hot water on them
stuffs $$1 with stuffing and some other stuff ;)
canet evgen ty5ope preoperwly nevr mingd slapp $$1 !
calls $$1 a retard
thinks $$1 is a bit of a turd
throws a peice of cheese at $$1
throws a stone at $$1 $+ 's head
loves badgers
thinks that badgers own everything
violently kills $$1
steals $$1 $+ 's UT CD
is addicted to UT
throws a bomb $$1 $+ 's way
sets mines up by $$1 $+ 's bed
drugs up $$1 :D
puts $iif(%gender == m,his,her) foot out to trip $$1 over
thinks winamp really licks the llamas ass
bottles $$1
calls $$1 $+ 's name: * $$1 $$1 $$1 *
shouts at $$1
reckons that $$1 is a homosexual
jump kicks $$1 in his chest
godlikes $$1
telefrags $$1
was killed by $$1
sings to $$1
uses $iif(%gender == m,his,her) badger as a sextoy
sets $iif(%gender == m,his,her) pet badgers on $$1
hopes that $$1 doesnt look as bad as his gameplay is
thinks $$1 needs a haircut
runs away and hides in the corner
slaps $$1
slaps $$1 around
slaps $$1 around with a norton antivirus CD
slaps $$1 around with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) UT CD
slaps $$1 around with a kettle
beats $$1 into a pulp
beats $$1 into the ground
slaps $$1 with a big badger
evolves into killer badger and eats $$1
turns super saiyen and punches $$1
fills $$1 with helium, and listens to him talk
laughs at $$1
bites $$1
fires a cannon at $$1
fires a cannon at $$1, a badger cannon, that fires real life badgers out
sets mode: +badger $$1
burns $$1 with a recently used teabag
bombards $$1 with a lot of hot teabags
holds $$1 and makes him eat a teabag
heard that $$1 shags badgers
thinks that $$1 has no life, or hes gotten himself stuck to the chair again
thinks that $$1 camps too much
thinks $$1 uses missbot v2.5, or he just cant hit things !
is happy
was given a virus from $$1, dont go near him!!!
knows that $$1 smells
throws a dog at $$1
covers $$1 in honey and throws him into a beehive
covers $$1 in petrol and throws him into a burning building
thinks $$1 has no friends at all
bitchslaps $$1
badgerslaps $$1
gives $$1 the finger ,,),,
gives $$1 the finger ..|..
cant wait for the next GOD-irc version
thiinks thta $$1 cnat Speell
is a retarded badger
asks $$1 if he has any access to a mirror, because GOD DAMN !
thinks that $$1 should enter the matrix, because he isnt fit enough for our world
does a forwards gambol | does a backwards gambol | waits for a clap
claps $$1 in the side of his head
pulls out some bruce lee moves on $$1 WACHAAAHHHHH
bunnies around $$1
wonders if anyone can be dumber than $$1
needs a cookie fix: "im going crazy, i have NO COOKIES"
screams at $$1
gets a sword and chops a part of $$1 $+ 's body off
swings a sword at $$1 $+ 's head
dodges around $$1 until he gets dizzy and falls over
spawn kills $$1
says hello to $$1
does a neckbreaker on $$1 and finishs him off with a frogsplash
drop kicks $$1 in the upper lip
ties up $$1 and plays Ag Ah Do Do Do
chucks badgers at $$1
picks up flower power and throws fireballs at $$1
kicks $$1 in his abdomen
punches $$1
uppercuts $$1
dragon punches $$1 *shoryuken*
hadoukens $$1
rams a fork in $$1 $+ 's eye
rams a knife in $$1 $+ 's eye
rams a fork in $$1 $+ 's eye and twists it
grabs $$1 $+ 's balls and twists them
makes $$1 drink a bottle of methanol
pulls out $iif(%gender == m,his,her) gunblade and chops $$1
throws a badger at $$1 $+ 's head
watches as badgers eat $$1 alive
chucks a bucket of TCP on $$1
takes $iif(%gender == m,his,her) pet badger for a walk
repeatedly closes a door on $$1 $+ 's head
rubs alcohol into $$1 $+ 's eyes
pulls out a glock and gun butts $$1
falls over
hates $$1
wonders why $$1 can be so noobish
murders $$1
viciously murders $$1
decapitates $$1
punches $$1 in the chest really really hard
does a super badger punch on $$1
attacks $$1 madly
holds down $$1 while everyone in $chan kicks his ass
shines up $iif(%gender == m,his,her) boot reeeeeeal nice, and sticks it right up $$1 $+ 's ass
headbutts $$1
reckons $$1 is an ass master
sings three blind mice to $$1
is gonna kick whoever the next person to join $chan is
sets C4 bombs all around $chan
plants mines all around $$1
sends an AK47 round over in $$1 $+ 's direction
asks $$1 is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
thinks $$1 should be tied up, burnt, white washed, chopped up, and thrown into the nearest sea, off a very high cliff
flys a plane into $$1
throws $$1 off the roof of $chan onto spikes
puts $$1 through the window of $chan
holds $$1 behind $iif(%gender == m,his,her) head, while throwing him into every wall of $chan
laughs at $$1 $+ 's 2b/s connection
strokes $$1
cuddles $$1
fluffles $$1
bites $$1 $+ 's bottom
slaps $$1 $+ 's arse
rolls on the floor laughing $iif(%gender == m,his,her) fucking ass off
bombards $$1 with plates
makes $$1 watch Coronation street
watches $$1 spontaneously explode
watches $$1 implode
picks up $$1 and runs away with her
kidnaps $$1
kidnaps $$1 $+ 's mum
hits $$1 over the head with a pane of glass
rubs $$1 $+ 's face into broken glass and then rubs vinegar in the wounds
screams at $$1
stamps on $$1 $+ 's toes
pulls down $$1 $+ 's trousers
pinches $$1
makes $iif(%gender == m,his,her) pet badger bite $$1 and give him rabies
impregnants $$1
shaves off $$1 $+ 's eye lashes
shaves off $$1 $+ 's eyebrows
pulls $$1 $+ 's nipples
twists $$1 $+ 's nipples
piledrives $$1 $+ 's into the floor
throws $$1 out of $chan $+ 's door
rubs $$1 all over with a badger
puts an explodable badger down $$1 $+ 's pants
puts C4 down $$1 $+ 's pants
kicks footballs at $$1
chops $$1 in half
breaks $$1 $+ 's arm
breaks $$1 $+ 's leg
breaks $$1 $+ 's fingers
does a handstand
runs into $$1
gives a rose to $$1 (with poisonous thorns!)
reckons that $$1 is a knob
woos $$1
wishes that $$1 wasn't naked right now
claps $$1 over the head with a rock
hurls a rock at $$1 $+ 's head... HEADSHOT!
owns $$1
knees $$1 between the legs
pulls $$1 $+ 's tongue, then makes him bite it
jabs $$1 in the eye with a screwdriver
pulls on $$1 $+ 's hair
flicks $$1 $+ 's ears really hard
stamps on $$1 $+ 's head
thinks $$1 is annoying
spreads anchor spreadable all over $$1
throws $$1 onto a hot stove
rams a fork into $$1 $+ 's lower regions
inflicts imortal damage upon $$1 with $iif(%gender == m,his,her) enhanced shock rifle
slits $$1 $+ 's throat
bounces around $chan like a kangaroo
runs around in $chan till he falls over
likes pies
throws pies at $$1
thinks $$1 is a maniac
steals $$1 $+ 's pants
steals $$1 $+ 's socks
thinks $$1 should lose a few hundred pounds
throws $iif(%gender == m,his,her) Nokia 3310 at $$1 and knocks him out
throws a brick at $$1
bricks $$1 $+ 's windows
bricks the windows of $chan
throws a PC at $$1
throws a Gamecube at $$1
throws a PS2 at $$1
steals $$1 $+ 's money
steals $$1 $+ 's lollipop
holds down $$1 and pulls out his teeth, tooth by tooth
pulls out $$1 $+ 's toenails
smashes a rock into $$1 $+ 's teeth
pulls on $$1 $+ 's nose
breaks $$1 $+ 's nose
screws with $$1 $+ 's brain
watches as $$1 perishes as he covers hiim in acid
kills $$1 with a toothbrush
spoons $$1 to death
slaps $$1 with a Spoon
covers $$1 with yoghurt